Saturday, February 18, 2017

Bang Bang Terrorist!

For well over 15 years, we have confused the on and off terror attacks within Pakistan for some sort of alien conspiracy arising from the tombstones of some ancient Mayan civilization.
Fog is ever thicker now. In the blur of various commentaries about our local security vows, we jump to conclusion with lightening speed.

This can be religious extremism.
Maybe anti nationalism.
Can be radical terrorism.
Maybe cultural fanaticism.
Or perhaps plain inhumane barbarism.

Who knows?
Who cares?

This week was busy in terms of It’s high time to kill some Rats here and there. In Pakistan sadly there are all sort of 'em everywhere.

There is a terrorist hidden in the compound… Let’s raid it and kill him and anyone he is accompanying.
Done!
Shabaash Jawaan!

There is a killer travelling in the rickshaw… Let’s pin him!
Look there is a terrorist on roof… Drop a bomb.
And on and on and on…

Headlines of curbing the turf from these menaces is pretty decorative on all newspaper. We had eliminated 50 by the afternoon, 80 by the evening and now reports are stating; well above 100 terrorists are dead across Pakistan as our forces woke up from their slumber and thought of Installing some eternal peace within these mad killing machines.

Kabooom!
Hard-on Time!

And then on the evening news, there it is, my evening erection spoiler….
The already under arrested facilitator behind the Lahore Bomb Blast, has spoken and his confessional
video is making rounds over the internet as well.

The inquiry is on-going. Combing operations all across Pakistan are bringing the bad guys down. Hunt is on, and it will continue till last one of the rat is ****ed.

And in the midst of all this, who would release this confessional video?
Wouldn’t this hurt the ongoing operations? Alert the terrorists? We have handed over a list of 76 Most wanted men to Afghanistan today, this confessional video going public, will it help or jeopardized it all?

One Gunpowder smelling, keyboard pundit said, listen man…

“We released this rat’s video so that world would know that Afghanistan is behind all this.
Oh yeah Baby let’s bring the truth out”

Awesome.

But wait a minute

Like
Kulbhushan’s confessional video hurt Indians so bad, world has put them on warning.

Or Dr. Asim Hussein’s confessional video has sent PPP back into Stone Age.

I wish for a day when our justice system, crime probing authorities, or counter terrorism shitforce would be as efficient as the gun totting saviors of my homeland.

For now,
Nothing less than a continuous aerial bombardment outside our borders, deep within Afghanistan, will give me my testosterone boost back.






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